当然，……但是你开始了。
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."
面试快结束的时候，人力资源的人问年轻的刚从麻省理工学院MBA硕士，“和你希望得到的起薪是多少？”
候选人说，“在每年125000美元左右，这取决于福利。”
人力资源部门的人说，“嗯，说包括5周的假期你想什么，14的带薪假期，全面的医疗，配合公司的退休基金50%的工资，而公司的汽车租赁的2年一次的说，一个红色的车？”
工程师坐直了，说，“哇！！！你逗我呢吧。
与人力资源部门的人说，“当然，……但是你开始了。”
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