初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话32：大生意（中英）
10.Big Deal
大生意
A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal of working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，租了一间漂亮的办公室。他坐在那里，看见一个人从外面走进办公室。为了显得很忙碌，商人拿起电话，假装正在谈一笔大生意，还不停地甩出几个大数字，谈着大笔的买卖。
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone”
最后，他挂上电话，问来访者，“能为您效劳吗?”那人说，“是的。我是来装电话的。”
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