趣味图片英语笑话：I'm not gay 我不是同性恋（双语）
No, I'm not gay just becaused I rear-ended you, but if I were, I would be the giver! Just sayin'!
不,我不是同性恋只是追尾了,但如果我是,我会是给予者!只是说说而已!
If we were a couple, which we will never be since I'm not at all gay, but if, then I would insist on having sex without a condom. Barebacked or nothing, pal!
如果我们是夫妻,我们永远不会因为我不是同性恋,但如果是,我会坚持没有避孕套做爱。无鞍的或没有,朋友!
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