用困惑的目光盯着他的方向
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.
A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.
The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!"
一个菜鸟警官是他的第一次乘坐一艘巡洋舰和一个有经验的合作伙伴。一个电话通知他们驱散闲逛的人。他们开车去街上看到一群人站在街角。菜鸟摇下车窗，说，“角落的人下车，”他们看了几眼，但没人动过，所以他喊起来，“角落的人下车……现在！”恐吓，一群人开始离开，用困惑的目光盯着他的方向。为他的第一次正式的行为，年轻的警察转身对他的同事说，“嗯，我怎么办？”很好，”老警察笑着说，“尤其是在公共汽车站！”
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