看笑话学英语36:Poisonous Snakes毒蛇
听笑话学英语36:Poisonous Snakes毒蛇
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.
一个阳光明媚的下午，蛇父亲和蛇儿子出去散步。
The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?" "Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!"
儿子问：“爸爸，我们是毒蛇吗？”父亲得意的答道：“当然了，孩子，我们是响尾蛇啊！为什么这么问呢？”“因为，我刚把舌头咬破了！”
英语单词短语学习：
1 slither ['sliðə]
v. （使）滑行，（使）滑动
eg:Robert lost his footing and slithered down the bank.
罗伯特失足滑下了河岸。
短语
Slither Link 数回
Slither D 满百赠送
T Slither 另类摇滚
Slither cut 滑削
Cold Slither 危险的合唱
Slither Rock 滑石
T Slither 另类摇滚
sidle and slither 卷曲流动摇摇滑落
Welcome to Camp Slither 变异蛇人
2 poisonous ['pɔizənəs]
adj. 有毒的，恶意的
eg:All parts of the yew tree are poisonous, including the berries.
紫杉树全身都有毒，包括其果实。
短语
slightly poisonous 有小毒
Poisonous snakes 毒蛇
be poisonous 有毒
Poisonous Growths 有毒的生长物
poisonous rice 有毒大米
Poisonous chemicals 化学毒物
Poisonous Attack 毒性攻击
Poisonous Poke 毒气冲击
Poisonous Bite 毒咬
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