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趣味图片英语笑话:The difference 不同(双语)

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Look, what I found, a twenty I had forgotten all about!

你看,我发现,一张二十元,我全忘了!

Look, what I found, the deeds for a property on Manhatten I had forgotten all about!

你看,我找到,在曼哈顿产权的支票,我已经全忘了!

The difference between you and the one percent

你和那百分之一的人之间的不同

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