Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way to school Bill passed a frui...
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.一个人得了重病，妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后，医生示意病...
英语幽默笑话 妈妈不见了 A little girl was lost, so she went up to a policeman and said, "l've lost my moml" The cop said,"What's she like?" The little girl re...
The owner of a small travel agency saw an attractive couple gazing at his travel poster. Suddenly inspired, he ran up and told them his idea. "I'll give you an all-e...
Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed. "Where you until this hour of the morning?" She screamed. Ignoring what she asked, Chare...
29.Cooking show29.烹饪节目Two neighbors were chatting over the back fence. "Did you know that my wife has started a cooking show on television?"one asked.两个邻居在后...
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for yourbirthday?Mom: No, Honey, what?Kate: A nice teapot.Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.Kate: No, you haven't. I've just...
A young bride tells her friend，“Paul keeps telling everyone he‘s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.” “What a shame！And after all the time you‘ve been engaged！”更多 英语...
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the oth...
