趣味图片英语笑话:Lisa 丽莎(双语)
I don't like it, Lisa! It's very simple: Either I go or the sofa goes!
我不喜欢它,丽莎!很简单:要么我走要么沙发走!
The moment he uttered the word, Rick knew he took a way too great risk
当他说出这个词的瞬间,瑞克知道他冒了太大风险
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