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英语笑话:Cry

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  导语:笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样,也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话,老外也许还纳闷中:“很好笑吗?”老外笑的掉泪的笑话,我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……

"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

"But has he finished his own cake?"

 "Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

“汤姆,你弟弟怎么了?”妈妈在厨房里问,“他在哭。”

“没事儿,妈妈,”汤姆答道,“我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。”

“他已经吃完自己的了么?”

“是的。”汤姆答道,“我帮他吃完时,他也哭了。”

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