知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇47：Pays every time！每一次都付了！（中英+）
A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive,and as part of the prescreening process,an elderly volunteer was asking some questions.
一位朋友与她的丈夫在一辆献血车上参加献血活动，而作为预选过程的一部分，一位上了年纪的志愿者要问他们一些问题
"Have you ever paid for sex?"he woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.
“你有没有曾经为性生活付过钱？（言下之意：有没有在外沾花惹草的经历）”， 那位女志愿者用甜美的声音问我朋友的丈夫。
Glancing wearily over at his wife, trying to calm a new babyand tend to several other children milling around her,he sighed, "
朋友的丈夫疲倦地瞥了他妻子一眼， 同时尽力地哄着刚出生不久的宝宝， 眼睛还得盯着在妻子身边乱转的另外几个孩子，叹了口气，说道，
Every time."
“每一次都付了。”
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/12987.html
相关文章
-
英语幽默 - Hole In The Fence
Little Johnny, Billy and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, they happened to look throu...
2019-03-19 英语笑话 -
办公室安全制度的制定--双语幽默漫画
"We've established new security standards in the office,so don't forget to use the ecret-say ode-cay."我们已经制定了有关办公室安全的制度，因此别忘了使用口令。 更多 英语笑...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话43：以生命来报答（中英）
8.Repay with Life以生命来报答The English poet and satirist, Richard Savage, was once living in London in great poverty. In order to earn money he had written the stor...
2018-11-07 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：new thong 新皮带（双语）
So do you dig my new thong?那么你要挖我的新皮带吗?更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
2018-11-07 英语笑话 -
Kid Joke(28)
A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.“Mommy，”she said，“can we leave now？” “No，”her mother replied.“Well，I think I have to throw up！” “Then go out t...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
第1352期 英语笑话：脱口笑话精选 啤酒聚会二
最近可能都没什么大事情发生，于是一些人很闲，翻出总统出生地的老问题，说奥巴马是秘密出生在肯尼亚的，不应该当美国总统，最近白宫的回应就是把总统的出生纸放到网上给大家看。"But it's all com...
2018-11-27 英语笑话 -
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选25： All Expect The Music除了音乐都好（英汉双语笑话）
25. All Expect The Music25.除了音乐都好A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music，so she arranged an outing to an afternoon c...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
crawling home
A solid looking guy was sitting in a bar,drinking away.Suddenly he said to the bartender," I have to go home or the wife will be mad,she is always opposed to my drinking say...
2018-11-20 英语笑话 -
Landing at a hidden military base
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surpr...
2018-12-08 英语笑话
