Dating for Mother When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved a...
I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Teacher: Give me a sentence starting with I, Tommy.
Tommy: Yes, sir. I is...
Teacher: No, no, Tommy! Don't say "I is...
"Why do you go on the balcony when I sing? Don't you like to hear me?""It isn't that. I want the neighbors to see that I'm not beating my wife." “你为什么要到阳台去当我唱歌...
Speech impediment Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former "loves". I told him that I once a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impedim...
29. Alexander the Great29.亚历山大大帝Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said:“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject...
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged hi...
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat， and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely， "Woof， woof，...
The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper. "How much does it cost to have an obituaryprinted"? asked the woman. 地方报社负责刊登死亡讣告的部门电话响了。“登一篇讣告多少钱？”一位...
