趣味英语：十大经典店铺口号
1.outside a muffler shop: "no appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！"
2.outside a hotel: "help! we need inn-experienced people."
酒店门外："帮帮忙！我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。"
3.on a desk in a reception room: "we shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
接待室的桌上："三个一轮！我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员！注：第二个刚刚离开。"
4.in a veterinarians waiting room: "be back in 5 minutes, sit! stay!"
兽医的候诊内："稍候5分钟。趴下，别动！"
5.at the electric company: "we would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. however, if you don't you will be."
在电气公司："如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。"
6.on the door of a computer store: "out for a quick byte."
电脑专卖店门上："出去找一个更快的字节。"
7.in a restaurant window: "don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
餐馆橱窗："别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭！"
8.inside a bowling alley: "please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
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