趣味图片英语笑话：earthworm 蚯蚓（双语）
Stop with the 'you're just an earthworm' - nonsense. Give us a chace. When you're tried us, I'll bet you'll never use a cable again...
停止"你只是一个蚯蚓”——的废话。给我们个机会，当你试时,我敢打赌你会永远不会使用有线电视了…
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