趣味图片英语笑话:frozen peas 冷冻豌豆(双语)
This is the only natural habit we've got left, so: No,you can not get a bag of frozen peas!
这是我们唯一剩下的自然习惯,所以:不,你不能得到一袋冷冻豌豆!
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