那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事108：甜蜜的报复
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Sweet revenge
甜蜜的报复
A grandmother gave a water pistol as a birthday gift to her grandson.So he was squeezing and squashing it evenwhere, splashing all over,and the mother was very ,very disturbed.
外婆送给孙子一枝玩具水枪作为生日礼物。结果孙子拿着水枪玩耍，喷得到处都是水，让妈妈非常生气。
she looked sternty at her own mother,the grandmother."I.m surprised at you,mother!"
她板着脸看着自己的母亲说道：“妈，您让我感到很诧异！”
"Why?”Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" The grandmother said,"Yes dear,I remember!"
“怎么啦？”“您不记得以前我们是如何用水枪让您抓狂的吗？”“亲爱的，我记得啊！"
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