趣味图片英语笑话：Gutenberg 古腾堡（双语）
I've invented a machine that will start a revolution leading to mass media and eventually propaganda, brainwashing and absolute manipulation... and in the longer run provide an existence where, no matter where you are, you always have the option of streaming unlimited amounts of free pornography...
我发明了一台机器，它将引起革命，通向大众媒体，最终的宣传，洗脑和绝对操纵。。。然后长远来看，提供一台实物，无论你在哪，你总能选择无限流的大量的免费色情文学。。。
If Gutenberg had known everything that we now know
如果古腾堡（人名，德国活版印刷发明人）那时就知道我们现在知道的所有东西
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