简短英语笑话一则
Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard.
顾客：来个热狗。
侍者：很高兴。
顾客：不要，加上芥末。
（注：英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思。这位顾客把pleasure当成调料了。怪不得他说不要pleasure,要芥末呢。）
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