趣味图片英语笑话：mousetrap 捕鼠器（双语）
Instead of tempting it with an old-fashinoned mousetrap that snaps we gave it a 9-to-5 job with the possibility of a promotion and a bonus... After 10-15 years it's stressed out and depressed and either commits suicide or wither away in quiet, paralyzed desperation...
取消诱人的老式的还可能夹到我们的捕鼠器,我们给它一个朝九晚五的工作，有机会获得晋升和奖金……10 - 15年之后它会压力巨大和抑郁,不是自杀就是在安静、瘫痪的绝望中枯萎……
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