英语幽默小故事带翻译：Excuse 借口（中英双语）
70.Excuse
70.借口
Knowing my husband's habit of sampling everything I bake，I left a note on a dozen mince tarts reading:"Counted—one dozen."When I returned，two tarts had disappeared, and the note had been altered to read:"Think metric.”
我丈夫有个习惯，凡是我烧烤的东西，他都要认真检查清点。一次，我做了12个馅饼。临走，我在旁边留了个条子，“已数好—一打.”等我回来时，我发现少了两个饼，而且条子上多了一行字:“按公制法计算。”
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