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趣味图片英语笑话:crocodile 鳄鱼(双语)

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Hey, what's going on!? The deal was that you could get a crocodile if you kept it in your room!

嘿,发生了什么!如果你把鳄鱼关在你的房间里,你就可以拥有它!

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