初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话22：三个醉汉（中英）
8.Three Drunkards
三个醉汉
Two drunkards are walking along. One says to the other, "What a beautiful night,look at the moon.”The second drunkard stops and look at his drunken friend. "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."
两个醉汉正在走着。其中一个对另一个说，“多么美丽的夜晚呀，看那月亮。”另一个醉汉停下来，看着他喝醉的朋友说，“你错了，那不是月亮，是太阳。”
Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunkard, so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"
他俩开始争论起来，过厂一会儿，他们碰到了另一个醉汉，他们拦住他。“先生，您能不能帮我们解决我们争论的问题?请告诉我们天上发光的是什么，是月亮还是人阳?”
The third drunkard looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."
第三个醉汉看了看天空，然后看了看他们，说，“对下起.我不住这儿。”
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