初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话23：更糟糕（中英）
1.Be Much Worse
更糟糕
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
警察:当你的手表被抢时，你为什么不大声呼救呢？
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
男人:如果我张开嘴，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
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