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初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话24:靠边停车(中英)

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2.Pull over

靠边停车

A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time.Coming up beside her,he said, "Pull over!"

警察看到一位女士一边车一边织毛衣。他开车靠近她,说.“靠边停车!”

"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"

“不,”她回答,“是一双袜子!”

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