初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话29：安眠药（中英）
7. Sleeping Pills
安眠药
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm.He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble abetting up this morning."
星期天晚上鲍勃呼了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了。他到了办公室，溜达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”
“That's fine” roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
“好啊！”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？”
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