双语对照爆笑雷人语录

my advantage is that i am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious.我的优点是：我很帅；而我的缺点是：我...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
不是只是平常的那种啊

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day."My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the se...
2018-11-27 英语笑话
便宜的停车方式

　　A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.　　He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the...
2018-12-07 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：buffet 自助餐（双语）

Honest all you can eat buffet 诚实的你可以吃自助餐DIARRHEA 腹泻SPOTS IN FACE 脸上的斑点HEARTBURN 胃灼热更多英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事相关文章和资...
2018-11-07 英语笑话
双语幽默：Wedding night

Wedding night, husband deep feeling of say to the wife:"Dear of, I love you, I swear hereafter can't certainly do a sorry your business, if I do, certainly encountering for...
2018-11-19 英语笑话
他们恰好在同一天出生。

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because...
2018-11-29 英语笑话
舔的是食指

First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy（解剖学） class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body...
2018-11-26 英语笑话
第1419期英语笑话大手 Big hands

Big hands　　Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?tudent: Big hands.译文：大手　　老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个...
2018-11-28 英语笑话
知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇017：Do you pay taxes? 你纳税了吗（中英+）

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditorwho had come to review his records.一个神色紧张的纳税人正闷闷不乐地和前来查帐的国税局的税务审计员...
2018-11-06 英语笑话
在超级市场

　　At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle， there he was， smiling at me. Now I was wondering if he was interested in me....
2018-12-27 英语笑话