双语笑话 我有一个完美的儿子
A: I have the perfect son.
B:Does he smoke?
A:No, he doesn't.
B:Does he drink whiskey?
A:No, he doesn't.
B:Does he ever come home late?
A:No, he doesn't.
B:I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday
A:我有一个完美的儿子。
B:他抽烟吗？
A:不，不抽。
B:他喝威士忌吗？
A:不，他不喝。
B:那他回家晚吗？
A:不，不会。
B:我想你确实有一个完美的儿子。他多大了？
A:下周三他就六个月大了。
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