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• 陆军司令探望生病的士兵

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• 他们都在这里

  　　The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor's Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone...

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• 英汉双语笑话7

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  I Taught the Teacher Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today？" "Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two...

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• 在三个小时以前它是草

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• Did You Know Him?

  　　At a dinner party in the home of friends， our host mentioned his high school alma mater（母校）。 One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice pr...

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