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初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话47:《六人行》04(中英)

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Phoebe's Grandma is showing her some photos.

祖母正在给菲比看一些照片。

Phoebe: OK, is this really my father?

菲比:那好,他真的是我爸爸吗?

Grandmother: Is it really your fa...I can't...well of course it is.

祖母:他真的是你爸吗……我不可能...天哪,他当然是。

Phoebe: OK, I smell smoke. Maybe that's because someone's pants are on fire.

菲比:我看这很有问题,或许有人在说谎。

Grandmother: Look, I...

祖母:瞧,我……

Phoebe: You know, in all the years that we have been grandmother and granddaughter. you have never lied to me.

菲比:你知道,我们两个当祖孙这么多年了,你从没胡对我撒过谎。

Grandmother: Alright, that is not your father, that's just a picture of a guy in a frame.
 

祖母:好吧,他下是你爸爸,他只是一个相框里的男人。
 

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