第1540期双语笑话理想男友的标准修订版（62岁时）（1）
What l want in a man at different ages
我在不同年龄时的理想男友的标准
Revised List ( age 62 )
修订版（62岁时）
1. Doesn't scare small children
1．不要吓唬小孩子
2. Remembers where bathroom is
2．记得浴室在哪
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
3．不需要太多钱生活
4.OnIy snores lightly when asleep
4．睡着的时候鼾声较小
5. Remembers why he's faughing
5．记得自己为何大笑
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
6．行动自如
7. Usually wears clothes
7．通常穿着衣服
8. Likes soft foods
8．喜欢软的食物
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
9．记得把自己的假牙放哪了
10. Remembers that itls the weekend
10.记得哪天是周末
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