爆笑！一句话暴露你的英语水平，英语老师已哭晕在厕所
一句话显示你的英语水平，给这些大神跪了，瞬间Big（逼格）高大上，英语老师要哭晕在厕所！笑死宝宝了。
“原来如此”的英文不是soga吗？
出国住旅馆有老鼠，打电话给前台：You know Tom and Jerry? Yes Jerry is here.
士可杀不可辱英语怎么说？You can kill me ,But you can't fuck me
发射用英语怎么说？ biu~
Can you speak chinese?
别人说wow，第一反应是接 fantastic baby！
假如你目击一场车祸，用英语描述：One car come，One car come too，Two car peng peng ，One car die
你妈飞了：Your mother biu biu biu 你妈炸了：Your mother is boom sha ka la ka 你妈晕了：Your mother duang
What are you弄啥嘞？
boy的复数形式不是gay吗
Are You Kidding? 你是凯丁吗？ No，I'm Serious.不，我是塞尔瑞斯
You share rose get fun 鱼香肉丝盖饭
How old are you 的意思是怎么老是你
无爱不欢的英语是 No papa, No haha
学了这么多年的英语，还不如这几句装逼，不服不行！
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