初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话52：《生活大爆炸》04（中英）
Leonard is preparing for his date, a little nervous.
伦纳德在为他的约会作准备，有些紧张。
Leonard: How do I look?
伦纳德:我看起来怎么样？
Sheldon: Could you be more specific?
谢尔登:你能更具体些吗？
Leonard: Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?
伦纳德:你能看出我在冒汗吗？
Sheldon: No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.What time is your date?
伦纳德:不能。你腋下深色的新月状图案将其隐藏得很好。你几点约会？
Leonard: 6:30.
伦纳德:6点半。
Sheldon: Perfect. That gives you two hours and 15 minutes for that dense molecular cloud of aromas to dissipate.
谢尔登:太好了。那你还有2小时15分钟，让那片稠密的人造纤维分子云消散。
Leonard: Is it too much?
伦纳德:汗很多吗？
Sheldon: Not if you're a rugby team.
谢尔登:如果你是橄榄球队员就不算多。
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