赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之不带颜色的通俗笑话(8)：你的东西放到哪儿去了？(双语)
Unit 8 Where Do You Keep Yours? 你的东西放到哪儿去了？
The famous, but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. Suddenly the intern noticed something peculiar.
一位上了年纪的著名医生正在各病房做例行巡视，一位年轻的实习医生跟着他，突然那名实习医生注意到一件怪事。
“Say, doctor, are you aware that you have a suppository behind your ear?”
“医师先生，您有没发现您耳朵放了一支栓剂呢？”
“Oh, shit!” exclaimed the eminent practitioner. “Do you know what this means?”
“喔！真是糟糕！”那位名医说道“，你知道那表示什么吗？”
“What?”
“什么呢？”
“Some asshole has got my pen!”
“我把我的钢笔塞到某一位病人的屁股里面去了！”
英语知识点解说：
1.aged a. 年老的
aging a. 年岁渐长的
the aged 老年人
例：That aged man happens to be my father.
（那位上了年纪的人正巧是我父亲。）
2.make one's rounds 做例行的巡视
例：The night watchman took a nap after making his rounds.
（做了例行巡视后，守夜者小睡了一会儿。）
3.intern n. 实习医师
resident doctor 住院医生
4.peculiar a. 独特的；奇怪的
例：Your suggestion is not only peculiar but improper.
（你的建议不仅奇特而且不恰当。）
5.suppository n. 软便之栓剂
6.eminent a. 著名的；卓越的
例：One you become eminent in your field, you can charge outrageous amounts of money.
（一旦你在你的本行闯出名号后，就可索取巨额的服务费用。）
7.practitioner n. 开业医生（律师等）
practice medicine 行医
practice law 当律师
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