The cost of marriage 婚姻的成本
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢？”
And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。
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