每日一笑:If My Mouth Still Holds Water (6.24)
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If My Mouth Still Holds Water
After the barber had cut, nicked and gashed him, the customer
asked for a glass of water. The barber said, " What's the matter---do you feel faint?"
"No, "said the customer, " I just want to see if my mouth still holds water."
我的嘴是否还能乘水
一位顾客的头在被理发师划了一个又大又深的口子后,要了一杯水。理发师问他:“怎么回事你感到头晕吗?”
“不是,”这位顾客回答,“我只是想看看我的嘴是否还能乘水(我是否还活着)。”
本文标题:每日一笑:If My Mouth Still Holds Water (6.24) - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事After the barber had cut, nicked and gashed him, the customer
asked for a glass of water. The barber said, " What's the matter---do you feel faint?"
"No, "said the customer, " I just want to see if my mouth still holds water."
我的嘴是否还能乘水
一位顾客的头在被理发师划了一个又大又深的口子后,要了一杯水。理发师问他:“怎么回事你感到头晕吗?”
“不是,”这位顾客回答,“我只是想看看我的嘴是否还能乘水(我是否还活着)。”
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