每日一笑：Why is he crying？ (6.25)
Mum: Why are you crying?
Tommy: I cleaned the bird cage and the canary disappeared.
Mum: How did you clean it?
Tommy: With a vacuum cleaner, Mum.
他为什么哭？
妈妈：你为什么哭啊？
汤米：我刚才打扫鸟笼来着，金丝雀不见了。
妈妈：你怎么打扫的鸟笼？
汤米：用吸尘器，妈妈。
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