外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹174:请张开嘴(中英)
Doctor: Please open your mouth, Madam.
医生:”请张开嘴,女士。”
Lady: Thank you very much, doctor.
女士:“非常感谢您,医生。”
Doctor: Why do you thank me?
医生:“为什么要感谢我呢?”
Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up.
女士:“因为我的丈夫总是叫我把嘴闭上。”
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