每日一笑：(7.12)
Woman: Doctor! Doctor!
Doctor: What's wrong with you?
Woman: Please come at once. My husband is badly ill. He is having
a very bad fever.
Doctor: Well, madam, have you taken his temperature?
Woman: Oh, yes, I did. It is 63'c!
Doctor: Good heavens! I think I can do nothing for him. You'd better call the fire brigade.
无能为力
女士：医生！医生！
医生：你怎么了？
女士：请你立刻来一下，我丈夫病得很厉害，他在发高烧。
医生：嗯，太太，你给他量过体温了吗？
女士：噢，量过了，高烧63度。
医生：天啊！我想我治不了他的病，你最好叫消防队吧。
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