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趣味图片英语笑话:Richard理查德(双语)

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richard, do you see me a femme fatale hypnotizing you with erotic magnetism?

理查德,你看见我这样的美女用情色磁性使你着迷了吗?

hey, honey bunz, check out this clip with a dog trying to sniff it's own bum!

嘿,宝贝,看看这个一条狗试着咬自己的屁股的剪报。

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