Japanese的演绎
课堂上,我问外教“Japanese”这个词是怎么造出来的,外教起身拿起粉笔在黑板上写道:
Japanese
J unks(垃圾)
A dults video(色*情电影)
P rostitute(婊*子)
A ss(蠢驴)
N europathy(神经病)
E vil(罪恶)
S camp(流氓)
E xcrement(大便)
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