每日一笑：(7.20)
Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.
Pa: Why not?
Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.
刀和鼓。
妈：他爸，我怎么觉得咱们的邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼买的新鼓呢。
爸：为什么？
妈：他们给了他一把小刀，并问他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么样的。
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