No Problem 没问题

阅读 : 次

No Problem 没问题

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you？" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."

"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.

一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。发型师问：“有什么可以帮你吗？”那个人解释说：“我本来要去做头发移植，但实在太疼了。如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样，而且没有任何痛苦，我将付给你5000美元。”

“没问题，”发型师说，然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头。

更多英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全

笑话

本文标题：No Problem 没问题 - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/88519.html

上一篇：Clinton jokes (1) 下一篇：Cannibal jokes (1)

看笑话学英语29:A Letter of Apology道歉信

听笑话学英语29:A Letter of Apology 道歉信Lisa, my coworker at the bus company, needed to send a letter of apology to a customer whose trip was a complete fiasco（n. 惨败） from start to finish. I...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
舔的是食指

First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy（解剖学） class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body...
2018-11-26 英语笑话
每日一笑：I‘d show him my room.(7.5)

　　　　　　　I'd show him my room. Four-year old Tommy walked into his house one day carrying a worm. "Why," demanded his mother, "are you playing with that worm?" "We w...
2018-11-18 英语笑话
每日一笑：(7.15)

　　　　　　　How to get a seat by the fire. Mr. Brown came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire. He called to the hostler to fetch a peck...
2018-11-18 英语笑话
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事120：理应如此

那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事lt's kind of fitting 理应如此 As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a g...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
那你在单位里拿到最高的薪水了吗?

Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). "So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?" ...
2018-11-30 英语笑话
给下面句子加标点符号

Punctuate the following sentence:A woman without her man is nothing.　　Males:A woman,without her man,is nothing. 　　Females:A woman:without her,man is nothing.　...
2018-11-28 英语笑话
Is that you Jack?

　　How did you stop your husband staying late at the club?　　When he came in late I called out “is that you Jack?” and my husband's name is Robert.　　是你吗？捷克　　你是怎么防止你的丈夫不会在...
2018-12-07 英语笑话
英语幽默小故事带翻译：Beyond the call 余音（中英双语）

97. Beyond the call97.余音About to be shipped out on a long tour of duty over-seas，I had called my wife from a coin-operated telephone at an Army camp on the West Coas...
2018-11-02 英语笑话
每日一笑：(9.2)

笑一笑,十年少!每天早上起床后对着镜子笑笑,一天会更加美好! 昨天有位朋友让笑话的句子太短,可惜我很抱歉地对大家讲,目前我只有短篇小笑话,不过如果大家有些很棒的笑话能够让大家分享的...
2018-11-18 英语笑话