Classic humour stories(37)

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Only Once

A novice lion tamer was being interviewed. "I understand your father was also a lion tamer," the reporter queried.

"Yes, he was," the man replied.

"Do you actually put your head in the lion's mouth？"

"I did it only once," said the new tamer, "to look for Dad."

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