每日一笑：(7.25)
Jimmy: Tommy's mother won't let him keep frogs at their house, so he found some water to put them in.
Mother: Oh, that's fine. Where did he find the water?
Jimmy: In our bathtub.
在咱们家的浴缸里。
吉米：汤米的妈妈不让他在家里样青蛙，所以他又找了个有水的地方把青蛙放在那了。
妈妈：噢，那很好啊。他在哪儿找的水呢？
吉米：在咱们家的浴缸里。
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