每日一笑：(8.9)
Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
两个人站在外面，看着大火。
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”
“You don't know my work，” said the other．
“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。
“What is your work？”
“你是干什么的？”
“I'm a policeman．
“我是警察。”
“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman。
“噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。．
“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”
“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”
小格言：与人倾诉的结果有两种：要么排除烦恼，要么增加烦恼。
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