每日一笑：(8.8)
John and Jack met in the street one day. "I want to ask you a
favor, but can you keep it secret for me?" said John.
"Certainly I can, " answered Jack.
"I'm short of money these days. Will you please lend me some?"
"Oh, don't worry," Jack said. "I'll take it as if I did not hear you."
我就当没听见。
一天，约翰和杰克在街上相遇。约翰说：“我想请你帮个忙，不过你能替我保密吗？”
“当然能。”
“这些日子我缺钱话，你能借我可以吗？”
“噢，别担心，”杰克说，“我就当没有听你说过。”
昨日相关键连
励志小格言:同时心怀感恩和沮丧是不可能的.
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