每日一笑 (9.14)
大家好，首先我们大家要祝福aisyi（潴潴）早日康复，然后再告诉另一件事,这几天我会回来接刀哦，前段时间我只发了一个星期都深深的感觉到了，真的很不简单，可是潴潴却一直没有出声，总是把最好的帖子及时的提供给我们大家哦，在这里，我借今天的机会代表所有的词友向潴潴致敬，快点回来，我在这儿等着你回来，等着你回来看那桃花开》》》》》》》》》》》Now开始我们今天的笑话吧。。。。。。。。。。。
昨日链接
I Can Borrow It.
At an auction held in a small town, a 200-foot length of rope was being offered for sale. One woman turned to her husband and said, "That's just
what you said you needed. Bid on it!"
"No," her husband replied. "I only need it for one day. I'll see who gets it and borrow it."
我可以借用。
在一个小镇上举行的一次拍卖中，正在出售一根200英尺长的绳子。一位
妇女转过身对丈夫说：“那正是你说过的你需要的东西。快出价吧！”
“不，”她丈夫回答，“我只需要用一天。我想看看谁把它买走，然后我
可以向他借用一下。”
希望大家谅解,
个人电脑问题,音频暂时失效!!
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