看笑话学英语10:Chaude and Cold热与冷
听笑话学英语:Chaude and Cold 热与冷
A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."
蒙特利尔咖啡馆的一位顾客拧开盥洗室的水龙头，结果被水烫伤了。“这太可恶了，”他抱怨道，“标着C的龙头流出的是开水。”
"But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
“可是，先生，C代表Chaude，在法语里代表'热'。如果您住在蒙特利尔的话就应该知道这一点。”
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C."
“等等，”那位顾客咆哮着，“另外一个龙头标的也是C。”
"Of course," said the manager, "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."
“那当然，”经理说道：“这个C代表冷。毕竟，蒙特利尔是个双语城市。”
英语单词学习：
1 complain
vi. 投诉；发牢骚；诉说
vt. 抱怨；控诉
eg：Miners have complained bitterly that the government did not fulfil their promises.
矿工们已愤愤地抱怨政府没有兑现他们的承诺。
短语
Parents complain 家长抱怨
Night complain 夜怨
complain to 向哪里投诉
complain vi 设诉
Complain more 抱怨越多
Complain Management 客诉处理
complain at 在嘎吱作响
Complain Unceasingly 怨声不绝
Mike Complain 迈克抱怨
2 roar
n. 咆哮；吼；轰鸣
vi. 咆哮；吼叫；喧闹
vt. 咆哮；呼喊；使……轰鸣
n. (Roar)人名；(挪)罗阿尔
eg：The engine roared, and the vehicle leapt forward.
引擎轰鸣，车子猛地向前驶去。
短语
Lion Roar 上海狮瑞 ; 上海狮鸣
roar up 责备 ; 大升
Bear Roar 熊之咆哮
Greeding Roar 翔翼轰鸣
Up roar 说话模式
Roar Blood 咆哮吸血
Dark Roar 黑暗咆哮
Noble Roar 崇高的咆哮
Icy Roar 冰冻咆哮
3 bilingual
adj. 双语的
n. 通两种语言的人
eg：He is bilingual in an Asian language and English.
他是通晓一种亚洲语言和英语的双语使用者。
短语
bilingual edition 双语版
Bilingual Weekly 双语周报
balanced bilingual 平衡型双重语言
bilingual interference 双语阻扰
bilingual lecturing 双语教学
Bilingual Time 双语时代
bilingual distribution 双语分布
Bilingual Corporal 双语语料库
Bilingual Translation 双语翻译 ; 翻天译地 ; 汉语翻译
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