The owner of a small travel agency saw an attractive couple gazing at his travel poster. Suddenly inspired, he ran up and told them his idea. "I'll give you an all-expenses-paid vacation in ex...
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there，waiting for the service manager to co...
A mother was talking to her three year-old daughter about animals. The mother asked，“How does the cow sound？” The three year old said，“Moo！” The mother asked，“How does a duck sound？” ...
An exasperated mother，whose son was always getting into mischief，finally asked him“How do you expect to get into Heaven？” The boy thought it over and said，“Well，I‘ll run in and out and in an...
“What am I supposed to do with this？”grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation.“Keep it，”the clerk advises.“When you get four of them，you get a...
Question：What do you get when you play a country and western record backwards？ Answer：You get your dog back，your car back and your wife loves you again！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语...
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm t...
Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the che...
