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同样的服务
有位结婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顾问请教。
“新婚时我非常幸福。在市区的商店里累了一天，回到家里，小狗围着我又跑又叫，妻子忙给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。小狗给我叼来拖鞋，妻子对我又喊又叫。”
“我不知道你有什么可抱怨的，”顾问说，“你得到的服务还是同样的嘛。”
The Same Service
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.
“When I was first married， I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop， and my little dog would race around barking， and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home， my dog brings me my slippers， and my wife barks at me.”
“I don't know what you're complaining about，” said the counselor， “You're still getting the same service.”
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