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每日一笑:(10.5)

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Where It Should Be Plugged

   A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .

  "Plug in nose." is the answer.

Notes:

  (1 ) be good at 擅长于

  (2) copper n. 铜

  (3) expectfully adv.期待地

Exercises:

根据短文选择正确答案:

  ① What is the mother good at?

  A. seizing every chance to educate her son.

  B. learning new things.

  C. doing electric work.

  D. doing house work.

  ② How old is her son?

  A. two years old

  B. three years old

  C. four years old

  D. five years old

  ③ What did she show to her son one day?

  A. a plug

  B. copper

  C. two holes

  D. her nose

  ④ What did the woman want her son to know?

  A. to know about electricity

  B. to know about copper

  C. to know how to use a plug

  D. to know about nose

  ⑤ Where did the son think the plug should be plugged?

  A. in nose

  B. in anything with two holes

  C. in water

  D. in a car

  插在何处

  一位母亲十分善于利用每一个机会对孩子进行教育。她的儿子只有三岁。一天,她拿着一个插头对儿子说:“看,这里有两个铜片,那它一定要插在有两个孔的地方。你说它应该插在哪儿呢?”母亲期待着儿子的回答。

  “插在鼻子里!”儿子回答说。

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